Denis Learyගේ Asshole ගීතයට ගිටාර් කෝඩ්ස්

[Intro]
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D   | D/C   | G/B | Gm/Bb | D | D/C 
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Folks, I'd like   to sing   song about the     American Dream
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About me, about you
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About the way our     American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests About
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that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts Maybe
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below the cockles,
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Maybe in the sub cockle area,  Maybe in
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the liver, maybe   in the kidneys,
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Maybe even in the colon, we  don't know

[Verse 1]
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D          D/C         G/B       Gm/Bb   D
I'm just a regular Joe,   with a regular job
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I'm your average white, suburbanite slob
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I like football and porno and books     about war
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I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
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My wife and my job, my kids and my car
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My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar
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         But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a    man like me interested
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no way,
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No I gotta go out and have fun at someone  else's expense
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
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While people behind   me are   going insane

[Chorus (1)]
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       D      D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I'm an asshole
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I'm an asshole

[Verse 2]
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I use public toilets and I piss on the seat 
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I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

[Chorus (2)]
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    D     D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I'm an asshole
       D      D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I'm an asshole

[Verse 3]
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Sometimes I park   in handicapped spaces
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While handicapped people   make handicapped faces

[Chorus (3)]
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       D      D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I'm an asshole
       D      D/C G/B Gm/Bb
I'm an asshole

[Bridge]
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Em                    A
May be I shouldn't be singing this song
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Ranting and raving and carrying on
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May be they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...

[Chorus (4)]
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D      D/C
Nah I'm
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an asshole
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I'm an asshole

[Interlude]
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You know what I'm   gonna do?
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I'm gonna get mysel f a 1967 Cadillac     Eldorado convertible
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Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
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And all leather cow interior
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And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah) And I'm
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gonna drive in that baby at 115  miles per hour Gettin' 1 mile
per gallon,
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Sucking   down Quarter Pounder     cheeseburgers from McDonald's In the old fashioned
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nonbiodegradable   styrofoam containers And
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when I'm done sucking down those greaseball   burgers
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I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
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And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
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And   there ain't     a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
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You   know why, because we've got the bomb, that's why
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Tw o words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?  
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Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all   the democracy they want
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They can have a    big democracy cakewalk
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Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square And it
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won't make a lick of difference
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Because we've got the bombs, OK?
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John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen
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And as   soon as we find a cure for cancer
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We're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
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You know why  
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Have you ever taken a cold shower?
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Well multipl y that by 15 million times
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That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be!
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I'm gonna get   the Duke, and     John Cassavetes
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And Lee Marvin, and Sam   Peckinpah, and a   case of whiskey
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And drive down to exas and
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Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?

[Chorus (5)]
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    D     D7 G Gm
I'm an asshole
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I'm an asshole
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ASSHOLE    
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Everybody
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ASSHOLE
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I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it