[Intro]
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Am Dm
Guess who's back, back again?
E Am
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Dm
Guess who's back, guess who's back
E
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Am Dm E
Guess who's back
[Verse 1]
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Am
Well, look what the stork brung
What?
Dm
Little baby devil with the forked tongue
E
And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb
Am
With a forehead that it grew horns from
Still a white jerk
Dm
Pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher with the vic's, percs and a Bud Light shirt
E Am
Lyrical technician, an electrician y'all light work
And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe
Dm
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me
E Am
If I was to ever take a leave, It would be aspirin to break a feve
Am Dm
If I was to ask for Megan Thee Stallion if she would collab with me
E
Would I really have a shot at a feat?
I don't know, but I'm glad to be back, like
[Chorus (1)]
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Am Dm
Abra abracadabra
And for my last trick
E Am
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Dm
Abra abracadabra
E
And for my last trick, poof
Am
Just like that and I'm back, bruh
[Verse 2]
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Am
Now back in the days of old me
Dm
Right around the time I became a dope fiend
E Am
Ate some codeine, as a way of coping taste of opiates, case of O.E
âTurned me into smiley face emoji
Dm
My shit may not be age appropriate
E Am
But I will hit an eight year old in the face with a participation trophy
'Cause I have zero doubts
Dm E
That this whole world's 'bout to turn into some girl scouts
Am
That censorship bureau's out,
To shut me down so when I started this verse
Dm
It did start off light hearted at first
E
But it feels like I'm targeted
Am
Mind bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed, look what I pocketed
Dm E
Yeah, the shit is just like y'all have been light joggin' and I've been running at full
speed
Am
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin, and I'm the fight y'all get in
Dm
When you debate who the best but ops I'm white chalkin' when
E
I step up to that mic, cock it then
"Oh my god, it's him... not again!"
[Chorus (2)]
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Am Dm
Abra abracadabra
And for my last trick
E Am
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Dm
Abra abracadabra
E
And for my last trick, poof
Am
Just like that and I'm back, bruh
Break it down
[Bridge]
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Am Dm
Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say
If what?
E Am
If he could see the way shit is today
Look at this shit
Dm
He'd probably say that everything is gay
E
Like happy! What's my name, what's my name?
[Verse 3]
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Am
So, how many little kids still wanna act like me?
Dm
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be
E Am
And that's why these words sting, just like you were being attacked by bees
In the coupe leaning back my seat
Dm
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group, the black guy pee's
E
In my Air Max Nineties
Am
White T's walkin' parental advisory
My transgender cat's Siamese
Dm
Identifies as black, but acts Chinese
E Am
Like a motherfuckin' hacky sack I treat the whole world, 'cause I got it at my feet
How can I explain to you?
Dm
That even myself, I'm a danger too
E
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
And say a few things or two to anger you
Am
But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
Dm E
Cancel me what? Okay, that's it, go ahead, Paul, quit
Am
Snake ass prick, you male crossdresser, fake ass bitch
And I'll probably get shit for that
Dm
But you can all suck my dick, in fact
E Am
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you, fuck my own kids they're brats
Fuck 'em
They can screw off, them and you all
Dm E Am
You too, Paul, got two balls, big as RuPaul's, what you thought you saw ain't what
you saw
'Cause you're never gon' see me
Dm
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen
E
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini, I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving, like
