Jon Lajoieගේ Birthday Song ගීතයට ගිටාර් කෝඩ්ස්

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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It's your birthday today
What does that mean I guess I'll try to explain
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That many years ago on this day
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It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face.

[Verse 2]
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And nine months before that magical day
Your dad probably took your mom out on a date
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And they were having a good time
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They were dancing and drinking wine

[Verse 3]
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And when they got home they were horny as hell
And your dad threw your mom down on the bed
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And he tore her panties off
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And his weewee was hard as a rock

[Verse 4]
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And at this point your mom wanted to give your dad head
But your dad also wanted to give your mom head
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So they formed a sixty nine
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And your mom came at least three times

[Verse 5]
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And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom
That he forgot to put a condom on
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And when he realized his mistake
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He had ejaculated and it was too late

[Bridge]
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  And then your mom got pregnant
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And your dad started crying
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He wanted your mom to get an abortion
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But your mom really wanted a child

[Outro]
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And nine months later you were born
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And five months later your parents got a divorce
Happy birthday