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Key : Cm
Capo
[Intro]
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Ab | Fm | G | Cm 
Ab | Fm 

[Verse 1]
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G Cm     Ab                              Fm
    As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
         G                      Cm
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
    Ab                         Fm
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
            G                          Cm
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
     Ab                         Fm
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows
    G                             Cm
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
    Ab                        Fm
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
G                           Cm
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
      Ab                     Fm
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
      G                      Cm
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
         Ab                           Fm
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
       G                                  Cm
Then tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1699

[Chorus (1)]
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Ab                     Fm
  We been spending most  our lives
       G           Cm
Livin' in an Amish paradise
Ab                     Fm
  I churned butter once  or twice
       G           Cm
Livin' in an Amish paradise
Ab                      Fm
  It's hard work and sacrifice
       G           Cm
Livin' in an Amish paradise
Ab                     Fm
  We sell quilts at discount price
       G           Cm
Livin' in an Amish paradise

[Verse 2]
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  Ab                         Fm
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
       G                   Cm
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
  Ab                           Fm
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
               G                              Cm
'Cause I'll be laughin' my head off when he's burnin' in Hell
            Ab                           Fm
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
   G                           Cm
An Amish with a 'tude? You know
that's unheard of
  Ab                       Fm
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
       G                     Cm
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
Ab                              Fm
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
           G                           Cm
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
       Ab                            Fm
But we ain't really quaint, so please  don't point and stare
      G                      Cm
We're just technologically impaired

[Bridge]
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           Ab                   Fm
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
      G            Cm
Not a single luxury
     Ab          Fm
Like Robinson Crusoe
            G              Cm
It's as primitive as can be

[Chorus (2)]
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Ab                     Fm
  We been spending most  our lives
       G           Cm
Livin' in an Amish paradise
Ab                        Fm
  We're just plain and simple guys
       G           Cm
Livin' in an Amish paradise
Ab                       Fm
  There's no time for sin  and vice
       G           Cm
Livin' in an Amish paradise
Ab                      Fm
  We don't fight, we all  play nice
       G           Cm
Livin' in an Amish paradise

[Verse 3]
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Ab                     Fm
Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
G                        Cm
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Ab
Think you're really righteous?
Fm
Think you're pure in heart?
        G                           Cm
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
Ab                           Fm
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
      G                            Cm
On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife
Ab                     Fm
  So don't be vain and don't be whiny
            G                              Cm
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

[Chorus (3)]
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Ab                     Fm
  We been spending most  our lives
       G           Cm
Livin' in an Amish paradise
Ab                   Fm
  We're all crazy Mennonites
       G           Cm
Livin' in an Amish paradise
Ab                       Fm
  There's no cops or traffic lights
       G           Cm
Livin' in an Amish paradise
Ab                        Fm
  But you'd probably think  it bites
       G           Cm
Livin' in an Amish paradise

[Outro]
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Ab | Fm | G | Cm | Ab | Fm | G | Cm 
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