Maybe Man - Ajr | Guitar Chords

[Verse 1]
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E                                      G#7
 Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel
                                          C#m7
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
                                         A                       Am6
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile Don't want to be stone,
                 E
I changed my mind

[Verse 2]
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                                        G#7
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
                                     C#m7
Then I could see the places I've been
                                              A                    Am6
But then I would know that you're talkin' shit I don't want to know
                     E
what my friends think

[Verse 3]
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                                  G#7
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
                                        C#m7
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
                                          A                   Am6
But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long I'm sure gonna miss
                   E
her when she's gone

[Verse 4]
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                                  G#7
I wish I could act in a show on TV
                                         C#m7
'Cause then I could practice not bein' me
                                         A                     Am6
I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel But you won't believe
me when I cry for real

[Verse 5]
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E                                         G#7
 I wish that my brain would triple in size
                                        C#m7
I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
                                           A                  Am6
But I'd get too deep with that kind of mind I don't wanna know
                 E
the point of life

[Verse 6]
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                                  G#7
In some other life I would be rich
                                       C#m7
I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
                                          A                 Am6
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small Nobody'd feel bad
             E
for me at all

[Verse 7]
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                                    G#7
If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
                             C#m7
I'd get invited to every frat
                                                   A                Am6
But when you get old and your good days have passed You'll only want
                  E
me when you're sad

[Verse 8]
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                                    G#7
Wish I was a song, your favorite one
                                         C#m7
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
                                       A                   Am6
I would be there when your baby is born For two or three mi
                    E
nutes, then I'm gone

[Verse 9]
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                                    G#7
I wish I was big, as big as my house
                                            C#m7
I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
                                          A                 Am6
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch God, I could real
              E
ly use him now

[Verse 10]
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                                   G#7
I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
                                    C#m7
And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
                                         A                  Am6
I could be cruel and break all your stuff Yeah, I'd be loved
              E
no matter what

[Verse 11]
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                                      G#7
But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
                                           C#m7
'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
                                              A                  Am6
And then you would die, you'd love me to death I'd never know who
the hell I am

[Bridge]
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E                                G#7
 I wish I was me, whoever that is
                                   C#m7
I could just be and not give a shit
                                     A                       Am6
Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan 'Cause I don't know who
the hell I am
Amamamamamamamamamamamam
E
 One, two, pandemonium!

[Outro]
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E G#7 C#m7 A
           One, two, pandemonium!
E G#7           C#m7
     Here I go again
A
One, two, pandemonium!
E G#7           C#m7
     Here I go again
A
One, two, pandemonium!
E G#7 C#m7 A
           One, two
           E
Here I go again