Dysentery Gary - Blink 182 | Guitar Chords

[Intro]
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D | G | A | D 
G | A 

[Verse 1]
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D
Got a lotta heart ache
                     G
He's a fuckin' weasel
                            A
His issues make my mind ache
                 D
Wanna make a deal
'Cause I love your little motions
                         G
You do with your pigtails
                    A
What a nice creation
                           D G A
Worth another night in jail

[Pre-Chorus]
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D
He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to Slayer
G
I would like to find him Friday night,
A
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

[Chorus (1)]
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G
Life just sucks
  A
I lost the one
    D
I'm giving up
    Bm
She found someone
        G
There's plenty more
A                    D
Girls are such a drag
G | A | D | G 
A

[Verse 2]
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D
 So, all you little ladies
                                G
Be sure to choose the right guys
                            A
You'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies
D
 Got a lotta heart ache
                     G
He's a fuckin' weasel
                           A
Decisions make my mind ache
                D
Wanna make a deal

[Bridge]
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G A D
    Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl will chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream
G
All along, you wish that she would stay
A
Fuck the guy that took her and ran away
And...



[Chorus (2)]
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G
Life just sucks
  A
I lost the one
    D
I'm giving up
    Bm
She found someone
        G
There's plenty more
A                   D
Girls are such a drag

[Break]
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G | A | D | G 
A | D | G | A 
D | G | A 

[Outro]
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G
Fuck this place
  A
I lost the war
  D
I hate you all
     Bm
Your mom's a whore
G
Where's my dog?
       A                    D
'Cause girls are such a drag