Happy Holidays You Bastard - Blink 182 | Guitar Chords

[Intro]
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B               B
 It's Christmas Eve

[Verse 1]
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                      F#
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
               B
It's Christmas Eve
                      F#
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
      G#m
And I hate hate hate your guts
  E
I hate hate hate your guts
    B          F#           E
And I'll never talk to you again

[Chorus]
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            F#               B               F#           E
Unless your dad will suck me off, I'll never talk to you again
                              B                F#           E
Unless your mom will touch my cock, I'll never talk to you again
                 B                F#           E
Ejaculate into a sock, I'll never talk to you again
           F#
I'll never talk

[Verse 2]
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           B                          F#
It's Labor day and my grampa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
      B                          F#
Labor day and my grampa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
       G#m
And he shit shit shit his pants
     E
He's always fucking shit his pants
    B          F#           E
And I'll never talk to you again



[Outro]
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B