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Welcome To The Internet
Bo Burnham
Key : Dm
Capo
[Verse 1]
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Dm
Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
Gm
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
          F
We've got mountains of contentsome better, some worse
A                                                     Dm
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

[Verse 2]
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Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
      Gm
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
F                                              A
There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
                                                  Dm
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest

[Verse 3]
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Welcome to the internet! What would you prefеr?
      Gm
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
F                                         A
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
                                            Dm
We've got a million different ways to engage

[Verse 4]
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Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside
       Gm
Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nineyearold who died
      F
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
    A
And a bunch of coloredpencil drawings
                                                        Dm
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other

[Verse 5]
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Welcome to the internet!
Hold on to your socks
       Gm
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
     F                                               A
They are grainy and offputting; he just sent you more
                                             Dm
Don't act surprisedyou know you like it, you whore

[Verse 6]
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See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
Gm
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
F
Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer
A
Or DM a girl and groom her; do a Zoom
                Dm
Or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Gm
Here's why women never fuck you
                           F
Here's how you can build a bomb
                                                 A
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
                   A      A7 A/F A Dm
Obama sent the immigrants to  vacci_nate your kids

[Chorus]
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Dm                                                 Gm
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
                                      F
A little bit of everything all of the time
                                   A
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
Dm                                                 Gm
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
                                      F
A little bit of everything all of the time
                                   A
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the

[Bridge]
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Dm C Bb A Dm    C
            time
                     Bb   A Dm
You know, it wasn't always  like this
    C         Bb               A    Dm
Not very long ago, just before your time
        C               Bb               A
Right before the towers fell, circa 'ninetynine
Gm         Dm         A                   Dm
This was catalogs, travel blogs A chatroom
   Gm
or two
           Dm               A         C7    F
We set our sights and spent our nights  waiting
Dm       Gm          C
For you! You, insatiable you
F                Dm    Gm                 C
Mommy let you use  her iPad; you were barely two
Dm            Dmmaj7              F          Bb
And it did all      the things we designed it  to do
          C           D    G           Em
Now, look at you! Oh, look at you! You,
Am         D            G
you! Unstoppable, watchable
             Em          Am                    D
Your time is now, your inside's out, honey, how you grew
Em             Emmaj7    Em7                 A
And if we stick      together, who knows what we'll do?
C            D            B7            C
It was always the plan to put the world in

[Interlude]
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Em
  your hand
                                             Am
Could I interest you in everything all of the  time?
                                   G
A bit of everything all of the time
                                   B7
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time

[Outro]
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Em                                                 Am
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
                                      G
A little bit of everything all of the time
                                   B7
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything and anything and everything
And anything and everything and
All of the
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