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[Verse 1]
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Dm
Welcome to the internet! Have a look around
Gm
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
F
We've got mountains of contentsome better, some worse
A Dm
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[Verse 2]
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Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat
Gm
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
F A
There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
Dm
Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
[Verse 3]
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Welcome to the internet! What would you prefеr?
Gm
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
F A
Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
Dm
We've got a million different ways to engage
[Verse 4]
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Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside
Gm
Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nineyearold who died
F
We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
A
And a bunch of coloredpencil drawings
Dm
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
[Verse 5]
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Welcome to the internet!
Hold on to your socks
Gm
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
F A
They are grainy and offputting; he just sent you more
Dm
Don't act surprisedyou know you like it, you whore
[Verse 6]
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See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
Gm
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
F
Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer
A
Or DM a girl and groom her; do a Zoom
Dm
Or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Gm
Here's why women never fuck you
F
Here's how you can build a bomb
A
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
A A7 A/F A Dm
Obama sent the immigrants to vacci_nate your kids
[Chorus]
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Dm Gm
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
F
A little bit of everything all of the time
A
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
Dm Gm
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
F
A little bit of everything all of the time
A
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the
[Bridge]
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Dm C Bb A Dm C
time
Bb A Dm
You know, it wasn't always like this
C Bb A Dm
Not very long ago, just before your time
C Bb A
Right before the towers fell, circa 'ninetynine
Gm Dm A Dm
This was catalogs, travel blogs A chatroom
Gm
or two
Dm A C7 F
We set our sights and spent our nights waiting
Dm Gm C
For you! You, insatiable you
F Dm Gm C
Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two
Dm Dmmaj7 F Bb
And it did all the things we designed it to do
C D G Em
Now, look at you! Oh, look at you! You,
Am D G
you! Unstoppable, watchable
Em Am D
Your time is now, your inside's out, honey, how you grew
Em Emmaj7 Em7 A
And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?
C D B7 C
It was always the plan to put the world in
[Interlude]
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Em
your hand
Am
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
G
A bit of everything all of the time
B7
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
[Outro]
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Em Am
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
G
A little bit of everything all of the time
B7
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything and anything and everything
And anything and everything and
All of the
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