[Chorus (1)]
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F G Bb
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
Ab7
My name is, chkachka, Slim Shady
F G Bb
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
Ab7
My name is, chkachka, Slim Shady
F G
Excuse me
Bb Ab7 F G Bb Ab7
Can I have the attention of the class for one second?
[Verse 1]
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F G
Hi, kids, do you like violence?
Bb Ab7
Wanna see me stick nineinch nails through each one of my eyelids?
F G
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Bb Ab7
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is?
F G
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryna get my head straight
Bb Ab7
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
F G Bb
And Doctor Dre said, "Slim Shady, you a basehead"
Ab7
"Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted"
F G
Well, since age twelve, I felt like I'm someone else
Bb Ab7
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
F G
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
Bb Ab7 F
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
G
I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass
Bb Ab7
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
F G Bb
Come here, slut; "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg"
Ab7
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off
[Chorus (2)]
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F G Bb
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
Ab7
My name is, chkachka, Slim Shady
F G Bb
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
Ab7
My name is, chkachka, Slim Shady
F G Bb
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
Ab7
My name is, chkachka, Slim Shady
F G Bb
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
Ab7
My name is, chkachka, Slim Shady
[Verse 2]
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F G
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Bb Ab7
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirtyfive
F G Bb
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
Ab7
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper
F G
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Bb Ab7
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
F G Bb Ab7
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship While they're screaming at
me
F G
Ninety nine percent of my life, I was lied to
Bb Ab7
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
F G
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Bb Ab7
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
F G
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
Bb Ab7
And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
F G
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
Bb Ab7
So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole"
[Verse 3]
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F G
Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away
Bb Ab7
Doctor Dre, don't just stand there, operate
F G
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
Bb Ab7
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
F G
Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
Bb Ab7
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
F G
All my life I was very deprived
Bb Ab7
I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide
F G
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
Bb Ab7
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks
F G
When I was little, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
Bb Ab7
How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits
F G
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Bb Ab7
With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head
F
'Cause I'm steamin' mad
G
And by the way, when you see my dad
Bb Ab7
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
[Outro]
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F | G | Bb | Ab7 | F | G | Bb | Ab7
F | G | Bb | Ab7 | F | G | Bb | Ab7
F | G | Bb | Ab7 | F | G | Bb | Ab7
[Fade Out]
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F | G | Bb | Ab7 | F | G 