[Intro]
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My, my stepdad
I, I hate
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My, my stepdad
[Verse 1]
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One thing that sticks in my craw
When I was six and I saw
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My stepfather hittin' my Ma
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Socked her right in her eyeball
I'm startin' to think I'm psychotic
With all the pictures I draw of
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Shit that I've already witnessed,
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Itâs probably twisted my thoughts
All I can hear is drama
With Mom and him
I can always hear 'em
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Arguin' down the hallways
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The walls are thin so the noise
Is startin' to feel like the norm
Our dog pissed on the carpet,
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He stomped it so hard
Doctors had to put it down
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He killed my chihuahua,
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This motherfucker!
[Chorus (1)]
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I, I, hate
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My, my stepdad
So tonight I'm sayin',
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Byebye stepdad
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Outside, I look like I'm calm
[Verse 2]
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Inside, I'm a tickin' time bomb
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'Cause of this motherfucker,
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Who sticks his dick in my mom
Last night, he said
I left the kitchen light on
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But he walked in there this morning
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And purposely flipped it, I saw him
Hickory switch to my bottom,
I counted sixtynine times
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He swatted me with it, I'd cry
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He just started hittin' me harder
God, I wish I could just jaw him
If I could get my weight up
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But I'm just a second grader
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This prick is bigger than I am but
[Verse 3]
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I've been readin' at school
About this shit called liquid cyanide
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I'm fantasizin' at night when
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He's sleepin' at just the right time
Sneak up with a lethal injection
And put him down like
They did to my dog
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I'm talkin' euthanasia,
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Like kids in Taiwan
This fuckin' shit's like Saigon
Neighbors called police on him
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So many battery charges,
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This dude's like lithiumion
Then Mom and him let bygones
Bygones, just be bygones
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So on eggshells, I walk and
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Just try not to piss this guy off
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But this is why I
[Chorus (2)]
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I, I, hate
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My, my stepdad
So tonight I'm sayin',
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Byebye stepdad
[Bridge]
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So this year, I'm goin' into
The fifth and I'm tall
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I'm five foot six on my block,
I'm the toughest kid but I got
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Way bigger fish to fry
Which is why I'm tryin' to
Get this bitch to fly off
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The handle and wait for
The fist to fly to put
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This guy in a pine box
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He's always lookin' for chaos
But tonight I've cooked up a plan
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So this Christmas, I got some
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Color books and some crayons
I'm layin' on the floor, in
The living room with
Some friends colorin'
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He walks by, kicks my arm
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And goes, Oops and just laughs
I yelled for Mom and as
She's rushin' to my defense
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I stood up and said, Fuck you,
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Punk and I took off and ran
To my bedroom, as I fled
Knowin' shit would hit the fan
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Slammed the door and hid
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Behind it with an aluminum bat
He kicked it
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In I swung it hard as
I could at his head
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His noodle went splat,
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He fell right at the foot of my bed
I'm a little bit scared but
My anger's overtooken the fear
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I threw down the bat and
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Just started whoopin' his ass
Beat him with my bare hands,
The big bad wolf ain't so bad
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Dingdong, the pussy is dead,
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The bully finally gets his
Stomped him until he pissed
Enough to fill a twoliter with
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Then buried him next to my dog
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And if I go to juvie for this,
I'ma tell 'em
[Chorus (3)]
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I, I, hate
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My, my stepdad
So tonight I'm sayin',
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Byebye stepdad
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I, I, hate
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My, my stepdad
So tonight I'm sayin',
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Byebye stepdad