Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet - Fall Out Boy | Guitar Chords

[Intro]
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Dm

[Verse 1]
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Bb    Am      Dm
  Mr. Sandman showing his beam
        Bb             Am             Dm
When he walks into the room the walls lean in to listen
Bb       Am        Dm
  Surfed out brain waves flick back and forth
     Bb      Am              Dm
Like old headlights sniffing model glue again
Bb          Am
Head like a steel trap
Dm                         Bb               Am          Dm
Wish I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't,  I didn',t I didn't, I didn't
       Bb     Am        Dm              Bb      Am     Dm
I don't  just want to be  a footnote in someone else's happiness

[Pre-Chorus (1)]
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Bb        Am      Dm
Does your husband know the way
         Bb       Am               Dm
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
        Bb           Am
Does he know the way?
        Dm
Does he know the way
       Bb                  Am             Dm
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

[Chorus (1)]
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    F      C                 Dm
But I will never end up like him
            Bb           F
Behind my back I already am
                 C                 Dm        Bb
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know 
    Dm                 C
The last time you came through
      F                         Gm           Am
Oh, darling, I know what you're going through
    Dm                C
The last time you came through
      F
Oh, darling
Oh, darling
      Gm   Am
Oh, darling

[Bridge]
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Bb | Am | Dm | Bb | Am | Dm 

[Verse 2]
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Bb           Am      Dm
Tempest in a teacup, get unique
      Bb     Am     Dm
Peroxide princes shine like shark teeth
       Bb  Am
It's a sign
       Dm
It's a sign
       Bb       Am            Dm
It's a signwhat if you peaked early?

[Pre-Chorus (2)]
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Bb        Am      Dm
Does your husband know the way
         Bb       Am               Dm
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
        Bb           Am
Does he know the way?
        Dm
Does he know the way
       Bb                  Am             Dm
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?
Bb        Am
  Does he?
        Dm               Bb    Am    Dm
Does he know the way I worship our love?
Bb        Am      Dm
Does your husband know the way
         Bb       Am               Dm
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?

[Chorus (2)]
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    F      C                 Dm
But I will never end up like him
            Bb             F
Behind my back I already am
                 C                 Dm       Bb
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know
    Dm                 C
The last time you came through
      F                         Gm           Am
Oh, darling, I know what you're going through
    Dm                C
The last time you came through
     F
Oh, darling
Oh, darling
     Gm    Am
Oh, darling

[Post-Chorus]
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Bb        Am
Does your husband know?
Dm                  Bb
  Does your husband know?
          Am        Dm Bb Am
Does your husband know?
          Dm                        Bb   Am Dm
Does he know, does he know, does he know?     Oh, oh, oh

[Chorus (3)]
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    F      C                 Dm
But I will never end up like him
            Bb             F
Behind my back I already am
                 C                 Dm     Bb
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know
    F                  C
The last time you came through
      Dm                        Bb
Oh, darling, I know what you're going through
    F               C
The last time you came through
      Dm                        Bb
Oh, darling, I know what you're going through

[Outro]
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