Amazon Santa Claus - Jesse Welles | Guitar Chords | VChords

[Intro]
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            C
He lost his rosy cheeks
        C7
And his cute little belly
          F
He's been livin on a yacht
           D7
He's kinda sweaty and smelly
C                         A7
Mrs. Claus left in the 90s
                  D7
And Rudolph's gone
   G7                C G
Santa Claus is Amazon
He left the North Pole

[Verse 1]
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He said it's too damn cold
He went where labor was cheap
And the taxes are low
          F
And if ya saw his list
It'd make ya kinda nervous
 C7
Alexa send my data
Up to customer service
              G
This ain't no milk and cookie thing
         F
The man's got ambition
          C
He's been stirrin up the cocoa
         G
With the Federal Trade Commission

[Verse 2]
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        C
He been bustin up unions
Trading elves for slavÐµs
Makin mountains of trash
And dumps it out in the bay
F
Dancer and Prancer and
DonnÐµr and Blitzen
           C
Are all on reindeer unemployment
Barely making a livin
          G
He traded in his sleigh
         F
For a big blue van
           C
It's got a logo on the side
                G
Looks like some funky banana
           C
He cut his big beard

[Outro]
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         C7
And gave up being jolly
          F
He's been deckin the halls
              D7
With somethin different than holly
              C
He bought the Washington Post
            A7
Still can't get good press
   D7       G7                   A7
Santa Claus name is Jeff, alright
   D7          G7    C9
Santa Claus is Amazon

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