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නව වෙනස ගැන ඔබගේ අදහස කියන්න
[Intro]
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A | E | F#m | A
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[Verse 1]
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F#m A E F#m
The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of Mad Dog
A E F#m
And my twenty twenty vision was fifty percent off
A E F#m
He said, "Punch buggy red" and punched me right in my left eye
A E F#m
I said "Don't you mean padiddle?" and I lit his house on fire
A E F#m
He came home on acid, I was holding his shotgun
A E F#m
I was dressed like Tina Turner in Beyond Thunderdome
A E F#m
He said, "Don't shoot!" I said, "I won't, I love you, you're my friend"
A E F#m
I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head
A E F#m
Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
A E F#m
I got in my Mazda and I drove to the mall
A E F#m
I bought a Big Johnson shirt and some silicone tits
A E F#m
When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit
[Verse 2]
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And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
A E F#m
And the boombox on my shoulder was a box of clementines
A E F#m
I ate every single one without noticing the mold
A E F#m
You said, "You're gross, my darling," I said, "No, I'm rock 'n' roll"
A E F#m
Even though I'd never ever been in a band
A E F#m
I got "Kool As Black Ice" tattooed on my hand
A E F#m
And the Christians gave me comic books, as if I would be scared
A E F#m
Of burning in Hell while I was already there
[Verse 3]
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F#m A E F#m
And the beer I had for breakfast, Silver Bullet in the brain
A E F#m
And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of Night Train
A E F#m
And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
A E F#m
We had to sit down on skateboards just to make it down the hill
A E F#m
Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
A E F#m
And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
A E F#m
When I got back to the apartment, you were face down on the floor
A E F#m
You said "Don't go to bed yet, let's go get a sixty four"
[Verse 4]
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F#m A E F#m
And the beer I had for breakfast was a pint of Jim Beam
A E F#m
And a fifth of peach Schnapps and some warm Sunny D
A E F#m
And you said, "Bottoms up!" just as I bottomed out
A E F#m
And I tried to scream "Fuck you!" but blood was pouring out my mouth
A E F#m
And Evan Dando never planned on telling you the truth
A E F#m
And your Leonardo I.D. card is your fountain of youth
A E F#m
You can be a teenager for your whole fucking life
A E F#m
Just find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife
[Verse 5]
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F#m A E F#m
And I guess by now you all know my friend Danny broke his neck
A E F#m
He was driving home from Sirens and he got into a wreck
A E F#m
First I cried for him and then I cried for me
A E F#m
Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be
A E F#m
But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
A E F#m
And I bury my toes in the hot, hot sand
A E F#m
And the silver pink pony kisses me and
A E F#m A F#m A
Says, "You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy"
[Outro]
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