Heathers The Musical Candy Store - Musicals | Guitar Chords

[Intro]
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                       G#7/F
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You’ve come so far
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I’d normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I’m feeling nice
Here’s some advice
                  Bbm
Listen up, biatch!

[Verse 1]
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Bbm
I  like!
Lookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot
I like!
Drinkin’ hard
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
I like!
Skippin’ gym
Scaring her
Screwing him
I like!
Killer clothes
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!

[Pre-Chorus (1)]
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Bbm
   If you lack the balls
                     Bbm7
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
     Bbm6
Woah!
Or you could come smoke
                       Eb
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback
     Gb
Woah!  Woah! Woah!
Ab               C#m           A
  Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?

[Chorus (1)]
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              E          B
Welcome to my candy store
     Cdim7       C#m
Time for  you to prove
             A              B
You’re not a loser anymore
                             C#m
Then step into my candy store

[Verse 2]
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Bbm
Guys fall
At your feet
Pay the check
Help you cheat
All you
Have to do
Say goodbye to Shamu
That freak’s
Not your friend
I can tell in the end
If she
Had your shot
She would leave you to rot!

[Pre-Chorus (2)]
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Bbm
   ‘Course if you don’t care
                       Bbm7
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on
     Bbm6
Woah!
Or forget that creep
                  Eb
And get in my Jeep
Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn
     Gb
Woah!  Woah! Woah!
Ab               C#m           A
  Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?

[Chorus (2)]
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              E          B
Welcome to my candy store
    Cdim7      C#m
You just gotta prove
             A              B
You’re not a loser anymore
                             C#m
Then step into my candy store

[Bridge]
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        D
You can join the team
           A
Or you can bitch and moan
        E
You can live the dream
           F#m
Or you can die alone
        D
You can fly with eagles
      A
Or if you prefer
        Bm        Bm7
Keep on testing me
        G#7
And end up like her!
Veronica, look! Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he’s been 
thinking about me!
Color me stoked!
I’m so happy!
     A
Woah!
               Dm
Honey, whatchu waiting for

[Chorus (3)]
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                 Bb
Shut up, Heather!
       C     F           C
Step into my candy store!
Woah!
     Dbdim7       Dm
Time for   you to prove
           Bb                 C
You're not a lame ass anymore!
Then step into my candy store!

[Outro]
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Dm
  It’s my candy store
Dm7
    It’s my candy
Dm6                     Dm/Bb
    It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
Dm          Dm/G       Dm
    It’s my candy store
          Dm/E  Dm
It’s my candy store