How To Make Gravy - Paul Kelly | Guitar Chords

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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 Hello Dan,         it's Joe here
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    I hope you're keeping well     
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 It's the 21st of December
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    And now they're ringing the last bells
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                 If I get good behaviour
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       I'll be out of here by July        
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 Won't you kiss my kids on        Christmas Day?
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    Please         don't let 'em cry for me
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[Verse 2]
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 I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland
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    And Stella's flying in from the coast    
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 They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe
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    But that won't stop the roast    
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       Who's gonna make the gravy now?
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       I bet it won't taste the same       
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 Just add flour, salt, a little red wine
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And don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce
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For sweetness and that         extra tang

[Chorus (1)]
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And give my love to Angus, and to Frank and Dolly
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Tell 'em all I'm sorry, I screwed up this     time
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And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of       her
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Early Christmas morning when I'm         standing in line
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[Verse 3]
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 I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend
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    Well I hope he can hold his own
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           Do you remember the last one?         What was his name again?
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    Ahh, just a little too much cologne
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                 And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger
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'Cause there's sure   as hell no one in here I        want to fight

[Chorus (2)]
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Oh, praise the Baby Jesus, have a Merry Christmas
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I'm really gonna miss  it, all the treasure and      the trash
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And later in the evening, I can just imagine
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You'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back     
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And you'll dance with Rita, I know you really like     her
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Just don't hold her too close
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Oh, brother, please   don't stab me in the back
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I didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it plays    up
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Multiplies each matter, turns imagination into fact
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You know I love her badly, she's the one to save     me
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I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat      
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Ahh, tell her that I'm sorry, yeah, I love her badly
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Tell 'em all I'm sorry, and kiss the sleepy children for me
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You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy
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I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay      'em all back

[Outro]
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[Fade Out]
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