Merry Christmas From The Family - Robert Earl Keen | Guitar Chords

[Intro]
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G | C | G 
C

[Verse 1]
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G                    C
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
G                    C
 At our Christmas party
G        D     Em
 We were drinking champagne punch
   C            D
And homemade eggnog
G                          C
 Little sister brought her new boyfriend
G         C
 He was a Mexican
G          D         Em
 We didn't know what to think of him
         C               D            G    C G C
Until he sang, Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad

[Verse 2]
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G                        C
 Brother Ken brought his kids with him
G                   C
 The three from his first wife Lynn
G        D Em
 And the two identical twins
         C                    D
From his second wife Mary Nell
G                         C
 Of course he brought his new wife Kay
G               C
 Who talks all about AA
G      D              Em
 Chain smoking while the stereo plays
C        D                 G
 Noel, Noel, The First Noel

[Bridge]
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C | G | C 

[Chorus (1)]
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D
 Carve the Turkey, turn the ball game on
C
 Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
D
 Send somebody to the Quickpak store
C
 We need some ice and an extension cord
D
 A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
C
 A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights
G     D        Em
 Hallelujah, everybody say, Cheese
C                         D   G
 Merry Christmas from the family



[Verse 3]
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G                         C
 Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
G                         C
 I can't remember how I'm kin to them
G              D                Em
 But when they tried to plug their motor home in
     C                        D
They blew our Christmas lights
G                       C
 Cousin David knew just what went wrong
G                        C
 So we all waited out on our front lawn
G             D            Em
 He threw the breaker and the lights came on
       C          D                G
And we sang Silent Night, O Silent Night



[Chorus (2)]
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D
 Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on
C
 Make Bloody Mary's 'cause we all want one
D
 Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
C
 We need some celery and a can of fake snow
D
 A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
C
 A box of tampons and some Salem Lights
G     D        Em
 Hallelujah, everybody say Cheese
C                         D   G C
 Merry Christmas from the Family

[Outro]
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G C          G
   Feliz Navidad