The Guardians Of The Galaxy Holiday Special I Dont Know What Christmas Is - Soundtrack | Guitar Chords

[Intro]
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G
Out on the third planet closest to the sun
          Am             C
There's a special celebration
       Am           C
And it sounds quite fun
  G
A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone
     Am      C         G
On a holiday they call Christmas
        Am
Now I'm not gonna lie
It makes no sense to me
    C
But here's what Earthlings told me
 Bb                  A
About this Christmas mystery
One. two. three, four

[Verse 1]
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D
Santa is a furry freak
         B
With the epic super powers
   D
He flies to every human home
   B
In under fourteen hours
E                A
He's a master burglar
  E                   A
A pro at picking locks
       E                    A
If you don't leave milk and cookies out
A#               A
He will put dung in your socks

[Verse 2]
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   D
If you act nicely through the night
    B
And don't jump on your bed
D
Santa comes with sugar plums
         B
And hurls them at your head
    E                A
But if you're on his naughty list
          E                A
He shoots missiles at your toes
   E                     A
He might just roast your chestnuts
         A#            A
With his powerful flamethrower

[Chorus (1)]
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Bm                      F#
Rein, rein, rein, rein, rein
G                       D
Deer, deer, deer, deer, deer
Bm                      F#
I don't know what Christmas is
          G      A       D
But Christmastime is here

[Verse 3]
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D
He's compelled his creepy elves
   B
To do his every wish
    D
One sought to be a dentist
         B
Now he's sleeping with the fish
E               A
Mrs. Claus, she works the pole
    E                 A
And plans her man's demise
E                      A
Soon the elves will all rise up
    A#               A
And stab out Santa's eyes

[Chorus (2)]
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Bm              F#
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
G                 D
Earthlings are so weird
Bm                      F#
I don't know what Christmas is
          G      A       D
But Christmastime is here
Bm              F#
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
G                D
Earthlings are so weird
Bm                      F#
I don't know what Christmas is
          G      A       D
But Christmastime is here

[Break]
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Bm                F#
What the heck's a turtle dove
    G               D
And who lit up that deer?

[Chorus (3)]
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Bm                      F#
I don't know what Christmas is
          G      A       D
But Christmastime is here
Bm                      F#
I don't know what Christmas is
          G      A       D
But Christmastime is here

[Outro]
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D
 Or maybe it's there
Or it's somewhere
I don't know, I don't know