You Can Have The Crown - Sturgill Simpson | Guitar Chords

[Intro]
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A | E 

[Verse 1]
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A             A
 Well, I been spendin' all my money on weed n' pills
   D
Tryin' to write a song that'll pay the bills
            A
But it ain't came yet, so guess I'll have to rob a bank
E           A
 I guess it could be worse, it ain't that bad
        D
At least I ain't sittin' in ol' Baghdad
             A                E                  A
In the middle of a hot damn desert, sittin' in a tank
Well, every time the wife talks, a baby gets mentioned
   D
I'm so broke I can't pay attention
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 Lord, how it tears me up to see her cry
           A
Oh, I been spendin' all my nights on the internet
    D
Looking for a clue, but ain't found one yet
       A                        E                      A
Just a bunch of Mopars, guitars, & other stuff I can't buy

[Chorus]
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Well now, Lord, if you can hear me
               A
Won't you throw a damn dog a bone?
'Cause if the Devil shows up with a better deal
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This old soul's agoin' down
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Oh, I sing 'em real pretty, sing 'em real sad
            A                                     D
And all the people in the crowd say "He ain't halfbad"
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Well, they call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain
       E                              A
If you want it, you can have the crown

[Verse 2]
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D A E A                A
       Well, I been sittin' on my ass like a bump on a log
D
 Watchin' Andy and ol' Boss Hog
         A
I guess I ought to get up and go out and find a job
E           A
 Instead of sittin' on the couch, trying to find the next line
         D
I'm sure there's gotta be a better use of my time
       A                             E                   A
Like figurin' out which one of these banks I'm agonna go rob
Well, the name of the game is hurry up and wait
    D
But that ain't putting no food on my plate
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Or gas in my car, and I drive a Bronco
         A
So, Lord, if I could just get me a record deal
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I might not have to worry about my next meal
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But I'll still be trying to figure out what the hell rhymes with Bronco



[Outro]
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Well, they call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain
       E                              D A
If you want it, you can have the crown