Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D | Guitar Chords

[Intro]
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D
 This is a song
F#m
   For the ladies,
Em
  But fella's,
A7
  Listen closely.

[Verse 1]
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D                 F#m
 You don't always have to fuck her hard
   Em                        A
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
D                     F#m
 Sometimes you got to make some love
Em                              A
  And fuckin' give her some smooches too

[Pre-Chorus]
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Bm
Sometimes you've got to squeeze
G Bm                          G
  Sometimes you've got to say please
    D                    A
Sometimes you got to say hey

[Chorus (1)]
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          D         F#m
I'm gonna fuck you, softly
Em                  A
I'm gonna screw you gently
          D         F#m
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
          Em          A
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
Bm                 G
  And then you say hey I brought you flowers
D                 A
 And then you say wait a minute Sally
Bm                 G
  I think I've got something in my teeth
      Em
Could you get it out for me
A
That's fuckin' teamwork

[Verse 2]
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D                       F#m
 What's your favorite posish
Em                              A                           D
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
                     F#m
What's your favorite dish
              Em                              A
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar

[Chorus (2)]
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    Bm                         G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
    D                             A
And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
    Bm                            G
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then
D          Em   A
 I'm gonna fuck you hard
C G D A#  C
      Hard

[Outro]
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