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Key : G
Capo
[Intro]
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G

[Verse 1]
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G
 Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
C                               Bm
 I've seen those English dramas too
        C
They're cruel
G
 So if there's any other way
C
 To spell the word
               Bm       C
It's fine with me, with me
C                       D
 Why would you speak to me that way
  G              Am
Especially when I  always said that I
C                D
 Haven't got the words for you
G                Am
 All your diction  dripping with disdain
C
 Through the pain
  D                    G
I always tell the truth

[Verse 2]
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G
 Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
C                        Bm
 I climbed to Dharamsala too
  C
I did
G
 I met the highest lama
C
 His accent soun-ded fine
   Bm     C
To me, to me
C
 Check your handbook
D
 It's no trick
G
 Take the chapstick
Am
  Put it on your lips
C
 Crack a smile
  D
Adjust my tie
G                    Am
 Know your boyfriend,  unlike other guys

[Chorus (1)]
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C                        D
 Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
G                        Am
 Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
C                        D
 Why would you lie about anything at all?
G                 Am
 First the window,  then it's to the wall
C             D                     G
 Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth

[Solo]
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G | C | Bm | C  
G | C | Bm | C  
C | D | G  | Am 
C | D | G  | Am 

[Pre-Chorus]
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C
 Check your passport
D
 It's no trick
G
 Take the chapstick
Am
  Put it on your lips
C
 Crack a smile
  D
Adjust my tie
G                 Am
 Know your butler,  unlike other guys

[Chorus (2)]
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C                        D
 Why would you lie about how much coal you have?
G                        Am
 Why would you lie about something dumb like that?
C                        D
 Why would you lie about anything at all?
G                 Am
 First the window,  then it's through the wall
C                      D
 Why would you tape my conversations?
G
 Show your paintings
  Am
At  the United Nations
C             D
 Lil' Jon, he always tells the truth

[Outro]
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G
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