Im In Love With An E Girl - Wilbur Soot | Guitar Chords

[Intro]
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G5 | B5 | C5 | G5 
B5 | C5 | G5 | B5 
C5 | G5 | B5 | C5 

[Pre-Verse (1)]
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G5 | B5 | C5 | G5 
B5

[Vesre 1]
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C5      G5
  Well, it's 2: 4 5 p m
     B5               C5
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
G5
  Can of Red Bull by the bed
B5               C5
Vape is charged, Snapchat's read

[Pre-Verse (2)]
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       G5      B5
What's popping?
C5       G5
  What's popping?

[Verse 2]
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B5 C5      G5
     She's beauty, she's grace
          B5                    C5
She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face
G5
  Just a single message more
          B5            C5
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord

[Bridge (1)]
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A5                  C5
  I wanna be the guy

[Pre-Chorus (1)]
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         B5                 A5
That you fall asleep on call  with
                    C5
I'll make you forget
      B5                  A5
Every guy that came before  me
'Cause I like you
C5    B5               A5
  And you like my attention
                      C5
Let's skip to the good  bit
                                    D5
Let's consummate our internet connection

[Chorus (1)]
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G5
  I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
B5
  I'm in love with an
C5
  With an egirl
G5
  I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
B5
  I'm in love with an
C5
  With an egirl

[Verse 3]
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G5
Mom took away my PS4
     B5                        C5
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
    G5
I'm not aggressive
                         B5
I just ooze masculine passion
C5 G5
   Did you know I've also got depression?
      B5                     C5
I’m selfdiagnosed, thought I should mention
G5                                     B5  C5
  I thought you could be the one to fix  me

[Bridge (2)]
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A5                   C5
  I wanna be the girl

[Pre-Chorus (2)]
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         B5                 A5
That you fall asleep on call  with
               C5
Meanwhile, I'll
     B5              A5
Find other people to talk with
'Cause you like me
C5    B5                  A5
  And I think you're a maniac
                      C5
Let's skip to the good  bit
          B5
Let's completely block all contact

[Chorus (2)]
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G5
  I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
B5
  I'm in love with an
C5
  With an egirl
G5
  I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
B5
  I'm in love with an
C5
  With an egirl
G5
Mom took away my PS4
     B5              C5
I've said it so many times before
        G5                           B5
How can I live on if I keep on collecting
C5      G5
  These every little slights and insurrections
B5               C5
Constant pain in every dimension
   G5
My body weeps
                      B5  C5
Disbelief heads suspension

[Outro]
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A5                  C5
  I wanna be the guy
              B5                 A5
That you find stalking your affections
                      C5
Your social media scoured
         B5             A5
You seek police interventions
                C5
'Cause I base my
 B5                 A5
Ideals on obsessive media
Maybe if I act like them
You'll respond to my DMs