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Teddy Picker
Arctic Monkeys
Key : Am
Capo
[Intro]
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Am | E 

[Verse 1]
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Am
  They've sped up to the point will they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
The sheer desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen
Despair to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the top one hundred list

[Chorus (1)]
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             F                         E
And it's the thousandth time, and it's even bolder
Am
  Don't be surprised when you get bent over
F          E
 He told ya that you were dying for it

[Interlude]
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D# Am
   She saw it, and she grabbed it, and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means

[Verse 2]
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 Am
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?
Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath
That says that we are defenders
Of any poseur or professional pretender around

[Chorus (2)]
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              F                E
When did your list replace the twist and turn
        Am
Ah, the fist replaced the kissed on concern
F                        E5 D5    C5   B5   E
 And if you're bothered, I  don't want your prayers
                          Am
Save it for the morning after
E Am             F                         E          Am
    And it's the thousandth time, and it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
F          E                          Am
 He told ya that you were dying for it

[Outro]
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F
Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
E
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Am
Already thick and you're getting thicker
F
Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
E
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Am
Already thick and you're getting thicker
D# Am
  Assuming that all things are equal
Who'd want to be men of the people
E                         Am
 When there's people like you?
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