Dear Abby - John Prine | Guitar Chords

[Verse 1]
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     B                   E            B
Dear Abby, dear Abby, my feet are too long
                             F#/C#
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
   B                                  E                B
My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all
                                       F#/C#          B
Won't you write me a letter? Won't you give me a call?
E      F#/C# B
Signed,   Bewildered

[Chorus (1)]
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  B                         E                B
Bewildered, Bewildered, you have no complaint
                             F#/C#
You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
   B                      E         B
So listen up, buster, and listen up good
                              F#/C#       B
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

[Verse 2]
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E F#/C# B     B                   E            B
       Dear Abby, dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks
                             F#/C#
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
      B                       E                B
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
                                F#/C#       B
If it weren't so expensive, I'd wish I were dead
E      F#/C# B
Signed,   Unhappy

[Chorus (2)]
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  B                   E                B
Unhappy, Unhappy, you have no complaint
                             F#/C#
You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
   B                      E         B
So listen up, buster, and listen up good
                              F#/C#       B
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

[Verse 3]
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E F#/C# B     B                    E             B
       Dear Abby, dear Abby, you won't believe this
                                F#/C#
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
   B                        E         B
My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head
                                F#/C#    B
But my stomach tells me to write   you instead
E      F#/C#    B
Signed,   Noise-maker

[Chorus (3)]
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      B                       E                B
Noise-maker, Noise-maker, you have no complaint
                             F#/C#
You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
   B                      E         B
So listen up, buster, and listen up good
                              F#/C#       B
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood

[Verse 4]
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E F#/C# B     B                     E       B
       Dear Abby, dear Abby, well I never thought
                                F#/C#
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
        B                             E            B
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
                                    F#/C#        B
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
E      F#/C#   B
Signed,   Just Married

[Chorus (4)]
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     B                          E                B
Just Married, Just Married, you have no complaint
                             F#/C#
You are what you are and you ain't what you ain't
   B                      E         B
So listen up, buster, and listen up good
                              F#/C#       B
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
E      F#/C#   B
Signed,   Dear Abby