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[Intro]
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Cmaj7 | B5 | Em | Cmaj7 | B5 | Em
Cmaj7 | B5 | Em
Cmaj7
F#dim
B5
Three important rules for breaking up
[Verse 1]
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Cmaj7
Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
B5 Em
Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
Cmaj7 B5
Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
Em
Don't make a big production
Cmaj7
Don't make up an elaborate story
B5
This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
Em F#dim
If you want to date other people say so
B5
Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
Even if you've gone together for only a short time
Cmaj7
And haven't been too serious
B5
There's still a feeling of rejection
Em
When someone says she prefers the company of others
Cmaj7
To your exclusive company
But if you're honest, and direct
B5 Em
And avoid making a flowery emotional speech
Cmaj7
When you break the news
The boy will respect you for your frankness
B5 Em
And honestly he'll appreciate the kind and
F#dim
Straightforward manner in which you told him your decision
B5
Unless he's a real jerk or a cry baby you'll remain friends
Am
I'm head of the class
[Chorus (1)]
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G
I'm popular
Am
I'm a quarterback
G
I'm popular
Am
My mom says I'm a catch
G
I'm popular
F
I'm never last picked
C
I got a cheerleading chick
[Verse 2]
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Cmaj7 B5
Being attractive is the most important thing there is
Em Cmaj7
If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
B5
You have to be as attractive as possible
Em
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
Cmaj7
Wash it at least every two weeks
B5
Once every two weeks
Em F#dim
And if you see Johnny Football Hero in the hall
Tell him he played a great game
B5
Tell him you liked his article in the newspaper
Am
I'm the party star
[Chorus (2)]
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G
I'm popular
Am
I've got my own car
G
I'm popular
Am
I'll never get caught
G
I'm popular
F
I make football bets
C
I'm the teacher's pet
[Verse 3]
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Cmaj7 B5 Em
I propose we support a one month limit on going steady
Cmaj7 B5 Em
I think It would keep people more able to deal with weird situations
And get to know more people
Cmaj7
I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny
B5 Em
Now's the time to tell him about your one month limit
F#dim
He won't mind, he'll appreciate your fresh look on dating
B5 Cmaj7
And once you've dated someone else, you can date him again
I'm sure he'll like it
B5 Em
Everyone will appreciate it You're so novel,
what a good idea
Cmaj7
You can keep your time to yourself
B5
You don't need date insurance
Em
You can go out with whoever you want to
Cmaj7 B5 Em
Every boy, every boy in the whole world could be yours
F#dim
If you'll just listen to my plan
B5
The teenage guide to popularity
Am
I'm head of the class
[Chorus (3)]
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G
I'm popular
Am
I'm a quarterback
G
I'm popular
Am
My mom says I'm a catch
G
I'm popular
F
I'm never last picked
C
I'm a cheerleading chick
Am
I'm the party star
G
I'm popular
Am
I've got my own car
G
I'm popular
Am
I'll never get caught
G
I'm popular
I'm the teacher's pet
F C Am
I make football bets
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