Roadie - Tenacious D | Guitar Chords

[Intro]
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Em

[Verse 1]
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D E          Em
   Well it's three P M time to lug the gear
Got to get it on the stage
               D
My muscles flex
                                  E
My fuckin' sweat will save the day
       Em
When I check the mic I fuckin' check the mic
I fuckin' checka checka one two three
            D                                 E
I plug it in I make it sound as good as can be
           Em
'Cause the rockers rock but the roadies roll
Gotta take the mic because I take control
      D                                     E
Gotta get that shit up on that fuckin' stage
            Em
Because the roadie knows what the roadie knows
And the roadie knows that he wears black clothes
       D                                    E
And he hides off in the shadows of the stage
               C
Because the roadie

[Chorus (1)]
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Asus2                              Em
Looks a thousand miles with his eyes
                  C
And when the crowd roars
Asus2                                 Em
Brings a tear drop to the roadie's eyes
Tears of pride
           Cmaj7
Because he brought you the show
    Asus2
But you  will never know
     Cmaj7
He's changing the strings
      Asus2
While hiding in the wings
   Cmaj7
No matter how hard
Asus2                   Em
     The show must go on

[Verse 2]
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       Em
Then a beautiful girl come to me
She say "hey can I sucka your dick?"
      D
I say yes
          E
I am in love
         Em
Then she quickly say "I sucked your dick
Now gimme that backstage pass
             D
I do not want you roadie
            E
I want KG's chode"
Whoa!

[Chorus (2)]
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    Cmaj7                                   Asus2
I'm standing on the threshold of your dreams
    Cmaj7                                 Asus2
Without me there'd be no sound from those amps 
    Cmaj7                              Asus2
Without me there'd be no lights on the stage
                            E
But you don't applaud for me no
            C
I am the roadie

[Bridge]
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Asus2                                  E
Lonesome warrior searching for his soul no
            C
I am the roadie
Asus2                  E
     I make the rock go
Ow!
Roa

[Outro]
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C Asus2
  die  
   C  Asus2
Roadie
   C Asus2 E
Roa_die__