The Nice Guy Ballad - Wilbur Soot | Guitar Chords

[Intro 1]
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C     | C/B    | Am7 | Fadd9 | C | C/B | Am7 | Fadd9 
C     | C/B    | Am7 | Fadd9 | C | C/B | Am7 | Fadd9 
C     | C/B    | Am7 | Fadd9 | C | C/B | Am7 | Fadd9 
Cm/Eb | D7sus4 

[Intro 2]
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C

[Verse 1]
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  C   C/B
M'lady
            Am7   Fadd9
Can you hear   me?
C                     C/B        Am7 Fadd9
Please don't block my number again
           C                            C/B
Look, I've jumped through all your hoops
   Am7                      Fadd9
We got off on the wrong foot
      C            C/B
But I want to prove    to you
Am7 Fadd9         C                    C/B
         That I'm not obsessed with sex
Am7 | Fadd9 | C | C/B | Am7 | Fadd9 

[Verse 2]
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C       C/B
Left on seen
Am7        Fadd9         C        C/B   Am7 Fadd9
   Another visit to your Facebook gallery
C         C/B             Am7 Fadd9
This time not to masturbate
      C           C/B
But instead, to appreciate
Am7 Fadd9 C         C/B          Am7            Fadd9
          Something no  man could do as well as I     can
C              C/B                 Am7 Fadd9
Something that shouldn't be for free
        C       C/B Am7     Fadd9
Because I'm the only guy for you  
C                       C/B      Am7 Fadd9
And you're the only girl    for me
   Fsus2
So why  won't you
Gm/D
    Show me your tits?

[Bridge]
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C C/B Am7 Fadd9        C             C/B
                That restraining order

[Verse 3]
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         Am7   Fadd9
Was a bit   far
C             C/B     Am7              Fadd9
All I did was attach a tracker onto your     car
     C           C/B
It's not a felony
     Am7             Fadd9
It's not even a crime
       C              C/B
I just wanted to make sure
            Am7        Fadd9
You weren't seeing any black guys
C            C/B
 Who am I kidding?
  Am7             Fadd9
A girl as pure as you  
      C        C/B          Am7  Fadd9
Would never go for a man like   me
        C       C/B   Am7          Fadd9
Because you are what reality is made     of
C             C/B
 Even the part    that's gritty
Am7   Fsus2
   So why  won't you
A#6/9
    Show me your tits?
Consensually

[Verse 4]
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C C/B                 Am7            Fadd9
      (I'm a gentleman what can I say?
C         C/B            Am7    Fadd9
 I'm also really mentally stable)
    C                C/B
I'm gonna kill myself
   Am7          Fadd9
If you don't go out  with me
  C            C/B
I mean, it's a stretch
    Am7           Fadd9
But blood is my dichotomy
  C            C/B
I mean, come on
  Am7                     Fadd9
I wrote you a fucking song
  C                       C/B               Am7       Fadd9
I wouldn't have done this if  you weren't an attractive     woman
C            C/B                           Am7
 (Not… not that you're just a woman to me.
                 Fadd9               C                        C/B
I mean I'm a really   sensitive guy. I can... I can see below the skin)
Am7 Fadd9   Fsus2
         So why  won't you
A#6/9
    Show me your tits?

[Outro]
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C | C/B | Am7 | Fadd9 | C | C/B 
Am7 Fadd9     C                  C/B
         This isn't where it ends
Am7 Fadd9   C                    C/B
         We all make our mistakes
             Am7                 Fadd9
And the world   will keep on turning
       C          C/B
But it turns a lot    slower
     Am7         Cm/Eb
When you're not around
D7sus4                                      C
      I'll settle for a picture of your feet