[Intro]
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F#m
For what it's worth
You were a slut at birth
A
If the world had a dick
You'd fuck the Earth
E
I tried to get over you
It doesn't work
F#m
You're still a cunt
I'm still a fucking jerk
[Verse 1]
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F#m
Same as it ever was, yeah
A
Say it'll change but it never does
Ain't gonna ever 'cause
E
You're the cause of my pain and the medicine
F#m
Never met someone who played games with my head as much
F#m
Fate tethered us together like two felons
A
Must've fell in love with skeletons
E
Everyone's got 'em, thought that you were Cinderella but
F#m
Freels like I slept with the wicked stepmother
But how the hell am I
F#m A
Still in love with the motherfucking chick there's at least a million of?
E
They say love the one you with, but this shit is killing us
Our love's on some other shit
F#m
I'm a glutton for punishment
You're the gloves, I'm the punching mitts
F#m
It's above and beyond us
A
Cuffing, I'm shoving the girl I love inside of an oven
If I catch you sucking another dick
E F#m
You better unsuck it, you snuck in the crib and tried to jump under the covers again
Why am I tucking you in?
Probably 'cause
[Chorus (1)]
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F#m A E
I gotta tell myself another lie
F#m F#m
'Cause that's what helps to get me by
A
'Cause I'm in Hell
E F#m
This is my goodbye, farewell
[Verse 2]
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F#m
Wanna hold you, wanna choke you, wanna love you
A
Wanna hate you, wanna kill you, wanna hurt you
Wanna heal you, yeah
E
Wanna lose you, keep you, bruise you
Beat, abuse you, treat you mutual
F#m
It's juvenile, delusional, as usual
F#m
You're beautiful, I'm average
I'm brutal, you're a savage
A
My ride or die chick who's always cruising for a bruising
E
Yeah it's kinda like we're tryna light a dynamite stick
F#m
Though we might get along like shit
F#m
Fight, hit, fight, spit, unite, split
Yeah, you're awful, but you're mine
A
And they say love is blind, we see each other fine
E
But it's no wonder, I'm the only one you'll find
F#m
To put up with your shit, I need a plumber line
F#m A
But nothing comes to mind besides the number ninety
E
'Cause since '0 6 you flipped my fucking life upside down
F#m
Now the sky's ground, look at my frown, it's a smile now
F#m
Look at my mouth, it's my eyebrows
A
Make it rain upwards, we're on that ninth cloud
E
Two insane lovebirds, I should fly south
F#m
'Cause man, am I great, ain't lyin' to myself
F#m
But I'm just plain stubborn, I'm Audi five thou'
A
But this is my house, bitch, you get out
E
Then we duke it out, then it dies down
F#m
Then we say, "Fuck it", cry our eyes out
Then
[Chorus (2)]
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F#m A E
I gotta tell myself another lie
F#m F#m
'Cause that's what helps to get me by
A
'Cause I'm in Hell
E F#m
This is my goodbye, farewell
F#m
This relationship is all that it's cracked up to be
[Verse 3]
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A
Never lack lust in that 'cause we act nuts
'Cause that's what attracts us
E
Trick you with a back rub
F#m
Tell you to relax then dump your ass in the bathtub
Yeah, now that's love
F#m
May sound pathetic, but fuck the world 'cause they out to get us
A
I love you but I won't exchange vows
Hey now, don't get carried away
E
No way I'll get married, it'll take a rain cloud to wed us
F#m
Yeah, but we're so insane 'bout each other
F#m
May take the same route and way out as Junior Seau
A
Break out Berettas, lay down in bed and blow our brains out together
E
Who knows how it's gonna play out?
Or whether death's what our ending would be
F#m
One of us shot in the back while attempting to flee
F#m
But I'll go to bat for you, defending your honor
A
Yeah, no contingency fees, something we're not, nah
E
We're not pretending to beef, don't cost a penny to be with me
F#m
Time we're spending is free, we could be broke as a joke
F#m
Won't make a difference to me, don't have to give me a thing
A
Could' ve been a fifty cent ring from out of a vending machine
E
Love unconditionally, there's no other fish in the sea
F#m
Guess I'm a prisoner see, addiction is a disease
[Outro]
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