Assault And Batteries - Ice Nine Kills | Guitar Chords | VChords

[Intro]
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Em
  Breaking news alert
A deadly shootout at a local toy store
Left one police officer wounded and a wanted serial killer dead
We're back, our next guest claims her son's doll is possessed
By the spirit of a dead mass murderer...
        D                           Bm
I'll be watching over you and every move you make
  A                               Em        D
I may be made of plastic, but I'm wide awake
                                     Bm
I'll be right by your side until the day you die
                      D                  Dm
Your friend until the end, I'm your Good Guy

[Bridge (1)]
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Hey, Andy!
It's time to play, motherfucker!

[Verse 1]
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Dm
  Through a child's eye, you'll find it's hard to refuse
A friendly freckled face (oh, honey, isn't he cute?)
But little do they know, little do they see
(Play time is over!)
                     A
It's a killing spree, bitch

[Pre-Chorus (1)]
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Nanana booboo, he's gonna get you
EVIL
DOLL
Nanana booboo, violence and voodoo

[Chorus (1)]
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          Bb
You won't ever grow up
          A
You won't make it past six
            Dm                             F
'Cause this twofoot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
          Bb
You won't ever grow up
He'll toy with you 'til you die
                   A
To prove that evil comes in every size

[Bridge (2)]
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Dm
(Mommy, Mommy
The doll is alive!)

[Verse 2]
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Dm
One child holds the truth, but he's labeled a liar
(One doll dismembered them all!)
(With no assembly required)
They won't know what to say
They won't know what to do
('Cause the carnage continues at a store near you!)

[Pre-Chorus (2)]
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A
 Nanana booboo, he's gonna get you
EVIL
DOLL
Nanana booboo, violence and voodoo

[Chorus (2)]
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          Bb
You won't ever grow up
          A
You won't make it past six
            Dm                             F
'Cause this twofoot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
          Bb
You won't ever grow up
               Gm
He'll toy with you 'til you die
   Bb              A              Dm              Bb
To prove that evil comes in every size (nananananana)

[Post-Chorus]
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              A
And once he's planted his seed
Dm                 F               Bb
  You'll know your life's been uprooted
                A
'Cause safety's not guaranteed
Dm
  (Assault and batteries included)
Bb                A
  Stitched back together, it seems
Dm            F                  Bb
  By the evil bride of his dreams
                         A
(Heaven help you) if you hear him scream

[Bridge (3)]
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Dm
  Ade Due Damballa
(Attention shoppers, one soul left in stock)
Ade Due Damballa
(A new kid on the chopping block)

[Pre-Solo]
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Dm
  Yeah
Bb
  Hideyho, bitch

[Chorus (3)]
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Dm          Bb
  You won't ever grow up
          A
You won't make it past six
            Dm                             F
'Cause this twofoot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
          Bb
You won't ever grow up
               A
He'll toy with you 'til you die
   Bb              A              Dm
To prove that evil comes in every size (nana...)

[Outro]
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          Bb
You won't ever grow up
          A
You won't make it past six
            Dm                             F
'Cause this twofoot tall demonic doll will make you his bitch
          Bb
You won't ever grow up
               A
He'll toy with you 'til you die
   Bb              A
To prove that evil comes
Evil comes
Evil comes
         Dm
In every size
Nana booboo, fuck you!