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Birthday Song
Jon Lajoie
Key : D
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[Intro]
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D

[Verse 1]
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          D
It's your birthday today
What does that mean I guess I'll try to explain
          G
That many years ago on this day
           A                                          D
It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face.

[Verse 2]
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    D
And nine months before that magical day
Your dad probably took your mom out on a date
              G
And they were having a good time
                      D
They were dancing and drinking wine

[Verse 3]
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         D
And when they got home they were horny as hell
And your dad threw your mom down on the bed
         G
And he tore her panties off
                     D
And his weewee was hard as a rock

[Verse 4]
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       D
And at this point your mom wanted to give your dad head
But your dad also wanted to give your mom head
        G
So they formed a sixty nine
                     D
And your mom came at least three times

[Verse 5]
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              D
And then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom
That he forgot to put a condom on
            G
And when he realized his mistake
        A                          D
He had ejaculated and it was too late

[Bridge]
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D7              G          A
  And then your mom got pregnant
         Bm             D
And your dad started crying
                 G              A
He wanted your mom to get an abortion
         Bm                     D
But your mom really wanted a child

[Outro]
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    G                 A
And nine months later you were born
    G                      A               D
And five months later your parents got a divorce
Happy birthday
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