Too Fast - Jon Lajoie | Guitar Chords

[Intro]
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Bm | A | Bm | A 
Bm | A | Bm 

[Verse 1]
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Bm            A                 Bm               A
I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest,
Bm              A              Bm                      A
I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath

[Pre-Chorus (1)]
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G                       A
 When I focus my mind I always reach my goal,
G                                   A
But there's one thing I can not control

[Chorus (1)]
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         D  Dmaj7         D7  G
I cum too fast,  I cum too  fast,
  A                      Bm           A               D
A couple strokes and my erection is uh thing of the past.
          D Dmaj7         D7  G
I cum too fast,  I cum too  fast,
A                       Bm     A                  D
Sometimes its even game over before I take off my pants.

[Verse 2]
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Bm                 A             Bm              A
I've read all the articles and I 've tried every trick,
Bm                       A             Bm            A
Thinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates and about Schmidt

[Pre-Chorus (2)]
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G                                   A
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two ,
    G                             A
But if we doggy style, oh man I'm screwed

[Chorus (2)]
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         D  Dmaj7         D7  G
I cum too fast,  I cum too  fast,
  A                     Bm                  A               D
I carry a spare pair of underwear in case a girl sits on my lap.
         D  Dmaj7         D7  G
I cum too fast,  I cum too  fast,
  A                     Bm           A               D
I swear I'll even shoot my load if a fly lands on my shaft.

[Outro]
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Dm A  D
Oh oh oh
Aw dammit.