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High As Fuck
Jon Lajoie
Key : E
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[Intro]
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E | Bsus4/D# | C#m7 | B | Aadd9 | B 
E | B        

[Verse 1]
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E                          Bsus4/D#     C#m7
 Have you ever watched the sun    go down? 
                              B
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Aadd9                   B            E B
     Have you ever been high as fuck?

[Verse 2]
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E                       Bsus4/D#                C#m7
 You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself 
                       B
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Aadd9                   B            E B
     Have you ever been high as fuck?

[Verse 3]
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E                         Bsus4/D#         C#m7
 Then you feel your heart pumping really fast 
                                 B
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Aadd9                   B            E B
     Have you ever been high as fuck?

[Verse 4]
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E                               Bsus4/D#           C#m7
 You close your eyes and you're on     a chicken farm 
                            B
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
Aadd9                                      B                         E B
     You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"

[Verse 5]
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E                       Bsus4/D#                C#m7
 You need snacks so you walk   to the corner store 
                              B
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
Aadd9                       B                   E B
     So you walk around the block to buy some time

[Verse 6]
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E                  Bsus4/D#               C#m7
 You finally decide       to go in the store 
                                  B
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
Aadd9                             B
     So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there

[Bridge 1]
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E B       C#m7                    Bsus4/D#  E  Bsus4/D#
   You're walking home and you're mouth  is dry
                C#m7                                 Bsus4/D# E   Bsus4/D#
You should have bought some juice and snacks but you were too high
C#m7           Bsus4/D# E    Bsus4/D#
Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
        C#m7                 Bsus4/D# E
And for some reason the game Battleship
                                                   E
And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games like battleship when you were
 a kid

[Bridge 2]
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And how, as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
So you say "Guess What? I'm gonna make up a game right now
And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
And I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
But then you don't know where to find a porcupine
You go on ebay and you do a search but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
                           B
And you say "You know what world?
You've got me cornered again!"
I'm gonna roll another joint

[Outro]
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E                     Bsus4/D#           C#m7
 You ever eat a whole bag    of crackers that were so old
          B
That they weren't crispy anymore?
Aadd9                   B         E
     Have you ever been high as fuck?
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